This poor Conquest

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03/29/2016 at 16:29 • Filed to: None

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Sweet mother of CP

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I mean, first the engine swap. “I didn’t do it, and I think it was done poorly”. Then:

Odometer discrepancy

Hood not included (huh?)

Gas tank leaking

Interior sucks

Also, interior not in the interior

Flat Tires

Oh yeah, doesn’t start, due to electrical fire.

That shimmy at highway speeds

Gauges may not be hooked up, not sure about radiator fans either.

But yeah, almost 5 grand for that seems fair.


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Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Cash Rewards
03/29/2016 at 16:34

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As is.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Cash Rewards
03/29/2016 at 16:35

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Idk, $5k can get you a lot of rust. There could be gold in them there hills!

That’s how it works, right?

If all else fails you may find a literal crack pipe.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Cash Rewards
03/29/2016 at 16:45

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Lop off a zero and you’re a lot closer ....

And have you ever been to Woodbridge? It’s the middle of nowhere, far from the Beltway. I was there once, but only because work made me go.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Steve in Manhattan
03/29/2016 at 17:00

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There an Ikea, so unfortunately yes, I’ve been


Kinja'd!!! Gone > Cash Rewards
03/29/2016 at 17:01

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That rats nest of engine bay wiring! LOL One of many things wrong with this hunk of crap. I can’t fathom having the balls to ask $4800 for this pile.


Burn it down and sell for scrap before it does it to itself with someone inside.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > cazzyodo
03/29/2016 at 17:01

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It’s a captive import, so maybe if we overnight a shit ton on parts from Japan...


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > pjhusa
03/29/2016 at 17:01

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At least he’s honest


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Cash Rewards
03/29/2016 at 17:22

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Oh shit - forgot about that. I too was there, in the 90s. Got me a fine-assed futon.


Kinja'd!!! sonicgabe > Cash Rewards
03/29/2016 at 18:27

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No hood? No deal. Would buy ONLY with that hood. It ties the car together. Actually, all those random wires tie the car together. For real. They aren’t electrical, they’re structural.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > sonicgabe
03/29/2016 at 20:13

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Right, because all the electrical ones burned away in the great engine fire of oh-16, as the ad describes.